I always knew it was him.

Its football transfer deadline day, and nearly everyone has signed for an undisclosed fee. Lets debate the funniest Undisclosed fees! example Robinho: Manchester City to Ac Milan for £10,000,000 and a blow job from Heather Locklear What are your funny thoughts on these undisclosed fees?

My photo of the Dalmuir Police crash is on page 6 of todays Daily Record ! It takes up nearly half the page and its the first time one of my pictures has been published in a newspaper. Im due a pay out for it too! Its still unclear exactly what happened so feel free to play the [...]

Its a fucking belter isn’t it! I took this today shortly after it happened in central Dalmuir, a few minutes away from my flat. Im hoping to get it in the Daily Ranger or at least one of the funny papers. I can assure you its non fatal, so that means we can take the [...]

Right at the top of Scotland lies the awesome Smoo cave, the uk’s largest sea cave. I had never heard of it until Mick from Micksworld mentioned it on his blog a while back. It sounded awesome and i knew i would have to go there next time i went biking in the far north. I didn’t get [...]

Ive had a rat of a day. A fucking nightmare. I got lost on the way to football and arrived late to face a mutiny on the bounty.  I manage a team of 18 to 25 year olds, a fiesty bunch of fuckers they are too. Two of the lads got ratty because of my [...]

Big Tam from Fountainbridge turns 80 today.  The sexiest man alive, the best James Bond and the most impersonated voice in the world. I rekon everyone here tries a Sean Connery impression at some time in their life. And i rekon any Scot who managed to have sex overseas probably has him to thank for it. Happy birthday [...]

I met Kenny Dalglish today in Dumbarton. He was signing autographs at a kids football gala day and is pictured above with my friends son Aidan. Kenny is probably my biggest childhood hero and im still playing football today, 25 years after he and a few others inspired me to start in the mid 80′s. [...]

What are everyones thoughts on the afterlife?  Im assuming most people reading this will be athiests?  As far as i know there appears to be 3 options after death 1/ Heaven 2/ Hell 3/ Nothing at all  What if we are wrong about there being no God? Or what if our God (Jesus) isn’t the real [...]