my t in the park and black eyed peas mash up got its 1500th view today. its my best video and i think its one of the best campsite videos from any uk festival.

im hoping to go back to T in the Park and also try a couple of new festivals like The Wickerman and Rockness if i can get the cash together.

here it is

I spotted her last night on Countryfile and nearly fell off the couch.  She’s possibly the best looking lassie on tv, or at least number 2 to the countdown lassie Rachel Riley. 

Im suprised ive never seen her before, she’s also presented Watchdog, Rough Guide and Kill it Cook it Eat it.   

What do you think, Rachel Riley or Julia Bradbury?

Check out the sledging Policeman making national news today.

They been publicly repremanded by their superintendant, but i think they’ve pulled off a good bit of PR for Police all over the country.  Personally i think they were under the influence….. of Hot Fuzz.

Im just home from fitba training, first exercise ive done in easily four weeks. Ive been feeling miserable lately, and i thought it must be the cold weather, but now i realise its lack of exercise and activity. Im exhausted but feel good at the same time and il sleep well tonight.

I was never that good at fitba, always a defender in my youth because i was big and chubby, then in my late teen’s i shed the puppy fat and one of my managers played me up front. I loved it! I still class myself as a striker but im way too fat now and i rarely play.  Im just glad that i never had any big injuries and only go to training for fun. 

If anyone is feeling the winter blues, get down to the gym or try and get out for a jog now that the ice has melted.  I promise you’ll feel great afterwards!

Scotlands comedy revival continues with Limmys Show, a new 6 part sketch show at 10pm tonight on bbc2.

I managed to get a cheeky wee interview with the writer and director Brian Limond. I hereby christen this the five question interview.

Q1/ At what age did you decide you wanted to break into comedy? was there a defining moment or did you always want to from school age?

A/ 30, while I was travelling. I wanted to come back and get on the telly somehow.

They rekon this is the coldest winter since 1963.  Its been sub-zero in Scotland for more than 3 solid weeks. Last night it hit -22c up in Altnaharra. Tonight its set be be even colder and -23 is a possibility.  The cities havn’t escaped it either, its forcast to be -12 in Glasgow tonight.

Heres a photo of the clydebank canal, frozen so bad that i was able to walk across and even jump on it!  Im no lightweight either.

I have a friend who lives near Altnaharra and im hoping to get her on here later to describe what its like.  Touch wood everything is ok.  The worst ive experienced so far was that blizzard on my bike in Cumbernauld, ive slipped a few times as well, albeit i was pished.

Feel free to share yer sub-zero winter stories!…..

first sketch of 2010, and the first to border on controversial.

That’s the housemates unveiled.  Stephanie Beecham, Lady Sovereign, Heidi Fleiss, Nicola T, Ekaterina Ivanova, Vinnie Jones, Dane Bowers, Alex Reid, Stephen Baldwin, Sisqo and Dj Basshunter.

I don’t know much about any of them, except Vinnie Jones, i read his autobiography when i was fitba daft.  The part i remember most was when he was suicidal and put a shotgun in his mouth.

The rest of them ive heard of, but have never had any concern over.  Hopefully it will be a good show, its the last in the series.

occassionally i stumble across a tune i really like.  someone once told me i have a poofy taste in music. maybe thats a good thing.

this is hollywood by marina and the diamonds.  i think marina is fucking beautiful!

That’s the game just finished. They drew one each. Regardless of the score there will be battles. Its always a tense day.  Apparently more partners get assaulted on auld firm day than any other time of the year.  “Pass the salt dear”  BANG! “get it yourself”

I probably wont go out tonight. If i do i’l watch my step. I may even have some interesting camera footage later on.  Its a dangerous old day in this part of the world!